Life as we know it

the-barricade-girl: oh sweet jesus oh sour jesus oh BBQ jesus oh cool ranch jesus oh doritos locos...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:00:58 -0400

oh sweet jesus

oh sour jesus

oh BBQ jesus

oh cool ranch jesus

oh doritos locos tacos jesus

groceryfag: grodywoadie: alwaysbummed: videohall: Well...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:59:28 -0400

grodywoadie:

alwaysbummed:

videohall:

Well trained dog struggles retrieving his Frisbee without breaking the rules

AWHHH BABY

VERY IMPORTANT

SO CUTE OMG

miimiibitchh: This makes me cry

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:45:54 -0400

miimiibitchh:

This makes me cry

basedmamimi: everyone should wear cute flower crowns. boys. girls. everything in between. rabbits....

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:44:44 -0400

basedmamimi:

everyone should wear cute flower crowns. boys. girls. everything in between. rabbits. obama. everyone.

n-ymphett: critink: force-recon: nathansummers: gif-express...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:42:49 -0400

n-ymphett:

critink:

force-recon:

nathansummers:

gif-express:

Even past all the mods, They’re still human beings.<3

heroes

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.

Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.

Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro” (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.

Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.

I’m willing to bet you haven’t accomplished nearly as much as any one of these people. They’re not only heavily tattooed, but they’re also impressive as all hell in the “employed” department. But don’t worry about it—feel free to keep trying to make yourself feel better about your average life, average body, and average accomplishments.

Successful, employed, intelligent, body mod legends.

Reblogging for the commentary.

Bambina: Tuesday with Daddy･゜ﾟ･☆

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:11:30 -0400

Bambina: Tuesday with Daddy*･゜ﾟ･*☆:

lilibambina:

So I was a little peeved at Daddy over something kind of annoying and kind of stupid that I don’t want to get into too much but point is we were in his bed watching “Gummo” and I was still so frustrated with him that I grabbed him and got on top of him and said “I’m the boss now, Daddy!!!” which…

fuoco-go: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S...

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:08:43 -0400

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

0xytone: (by dear caffeine)

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:02:36 -0400

0xytone:

(by dear caffeine)

little-punkin-ddlg: big-and-naked: OHMYFUCKINGGOD THIS! THANK...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:58:40 -0400

little-punkin-ddlg:

big-and-naked:

OHMYFUCKINGGOD THIS!

THANK YOU

geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:57:21 -0400

geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

artactually: Let me explain you a thing… crazy demon tore a hole in my gut, my boyfriend is mad at...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:39:09 -0400

artactually:

Let me explain you a thing…

crazy demon tore a hole in my gut, my boyfriend is mad at me, my whole family is psychotic, now get me some damn pie so I can cross at least one problem off my list

disagreewithmyownopinion: music-ismy-high: Student lectures...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:50:14 -0400

disagreewithmyownopinion:

music-ismy-high:

Student lectures teacher on how to teach.

This video is one of the best things I’ve come across. This guy deserves an award! Americas education system is a complete joke and it’s time someone spoke out.

You know something?
This is exactly what happened between #harry potter, and #professer umbridge.
Coesadence? I think not.

sugarspicefuckmenice: ha. Better than the original.

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:47:26 -0400

sugarspicefuckmenice:

ha. Better than the original.

chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:16:10 -0400

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

running upstairs

running downstairs

running

stoked on life

scared

walking through my house in the dark

bored

boobs

shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:37:01 -0400

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:59:53 -0400

watchtheskytonight:

hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm:

jawnn-locked:

visiovisusvidere:

sonicghost:

milesjai:

videk:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

Bless this post

teenagemonty-rotg: k3utommy: omg i see my phone differently...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:55:41 -0400

teenagemonty-rotg:

k3utommy:

omg i see my phone differently now

fundipp: lexcanroar: femburton: You know, when you have...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:11:49 -0400

fundipp:

lexcanroar:

femburton:

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

GOD I LOVE YOU. here’s the video.

can’t imagine having a better dad than Will Smith

krunclice1r: fartgallery: These guys don’t know each other....

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:11:27 -0400

krunclice1r:

fartgallery:

These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.

The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”

OTP

Best ever

bitchouttahell: cleophatrajones: yannickbrouwer: This little...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:08:36 -0400

bitchouttahell:

cleophatrajones:

yannickbrouwer:

This little company from Kenya makes toys from slippers that wash up on the beach. Pictures by Ben Curtis

How glorious is this?! Upcycling at its finest…

I have a couple bracelets made from the same stuff! yay